It’s very simple.
I’m desperate for a home this winter.
“Milady!” My man She responds as I enter her lair. “Oh it used to be so unfair! I needed to walk a few stairs! Now inside as if I was already residing in her.
I doubt my next door neighbor will fuck. Spat. Shat. Doormat stanks. Wiped her ass on husbands pet. Quit that.. Let’s get to business!
Ass we repeat. *clink* Odins having a drink. Hubby walks in.
“To my station!” Meaning I get up instantly and just know what to say.
Sir your wife demands! So please clean this shit up or else I will never cut your grass! Ass for you never again! I go back inside my room!
The husband goes nuts! “When in the fuck did I rent my room to a stranger?” It doesn’t matter man just get on that asap.
–.. VERSE FOR THE VOICELESS 
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